put them in a place of honor…water, but not on the leaves or the center, they hate getting their faces (or their bodies) wet. they like to dip their toes in the water, like little old ladies.
watch the flowers die in a week or less.
be pissed that you fell in love in the first place.
put them out of sight, somewhere they don’t get much light. like a closet with a tiny window. in the corner, like a child.
forget they exist.
a month later, while shoving crap in the closet, you will find your African Violets are filled with amazing blossoms. (see above) (make sure to take photographs-to show people on social media. people will be shocked that you can really NOT kill African Violets)
fall in love all over again.
put them in a place of honor. enjoy!
watch the flowers die
tell them to f#@k off & die. (i think they like verbal abuse & neglect)