i’ve always had to buy pink disposable razors, the cheapest of the cheap. gosh, i should have photographed my flesh wounds (but the exposed bone may have turned stomachs) to send to the makers of cheap pink razors. i think the company that makes both male & female razors has someone, at quality control, determine…
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colorful Gladiola
Found in Western Supermarket
Can’t grow these if I got down on my knees & prayed to the god of the Petunia
Everywhere I go, they have above the concrete, in baskets, blasted by the sun for 18 hours a day & they still look like they just stepped out of a refreshing shower. I see them in large copper or metal drums being cooked alive & they don’t wilt, whimper, whine. They look as though God created them from tissue paper, but have the strength & endurance of titanium. Until I get them to my house, droopy as I take them out of the trunk, coughing & fainting from the execration of being moved from the tables sitting above the concrete parking lot at Lowes to my house. I plant them in the very best dirt (gosh, I’m an ass) money can buy. I put them in 12 hours of sun & in a week all the leaves are gone. Their stems look like the elbows & knees of a 6 foot tall 13 year old with one pathetic, pink saran wrap hanging on to life by sheer stupidity.
So I just take pictures of Petunia wherever I go & if no one is looking, whisper in their ears, “stuck up snob!” See, what I figure, no one ever comes to my house by choice & the petunia is a popularity seeking little brat. I am beneath its notice & nobody loves me, so I’m gonna go eat dirt. Not really, maybe a yogurt or something…
I’m gonna go tell my wholly flowers that do like me, that I like them too.
Summer Time Food? Or a science project…
just a wee lecture today. People say they don’t like spitting out the black seeds. Scientists, geneticist, farmers mess around with the seed until they have created (believe they have corrected God’s Watermelon) I remember eating the sweetest Juiciest watermelons when I was a kid.
So don’t like the seeds? You can have those pale, tasteless things they should name the “Nothing going on here Melon” Any one around Birmingham still grow black seed & sweet flavor?
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