“Why do you have an Australian accent?” asked us.
“I had to get this job, do you know how much I make a year???” asked the Gecko. “Did you see that stretch limo dive by about on hour ago?” He asked. “Yes” Said we. “Thats my car, its parked around the corner”
“There is one house between us & the corner, did you visit with our neighbors?” asked we.
“They were not at home” Said he
“Why did it take you an hour to get here then?” Asked we.
“Bloody Hell, I was hoping you wouldn’t ask that question, It takes a good 10 minutes to get out of the car, & 20 minutes to walk here” answered he. “we don’t need to check our rates today, its fathers day”
“I didn’t get a sale because I dropped the accent thing, right?” asked he.
“yes” Said we.
“oh, poo”whined he.
So we gave him a big piece of watermelon & he was as happy as a poor sales man can be.