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A few Summer Saabs

“Hello, would you like me to check your rates on your car insurance?”

“Why do you have an Australian accent?” “Do you carry a brief case?” asked us.
“I had to get this job, do you know how much I make a year???” asked the Gecko. “Did you see that stretch limo dive by about on hour ago?” He asked. “Yes” Said we. “Thats my car, its parked around the corner”
“There is one house between us & the corner, did you visit with our neighbors?” asked we.
“They were not at home” Said he
“Why did it take you an hour to get here then?” Asked we.
“Bloody Hell, I was hoping you wouldn’t ask that question, It takes a good 10 minutes to get out of the car, & 20 minutes to walk here” answered he. “we don’t need to check our rates today, its fathers day”
“I didn’t get a sale because I dropped the accent thing, right?” asked he.
“yes” Said we.
“oh, poo”whined he.
So we gave him a big piece of watermelon & he was as happy as a poor sales man can be.

Black kitten with the broken eyes

cool kids

Boy, that boy thinks he is too cool for words. I've got a few words, but this is a public forum

1. He is the cutest boy kid I know, his cousin coming in @ 2
2. One wrong move & his sister will have him on the ground quivering in fear.
3. If I tell him 10 times, I have to tell him 10 thousand more to do anything. He will bring me his laundry when he has no clean…anything. Then I give him the boring lecture, “well, if you’d brought blah, blah”
He says, “ok, can I go now” Time will not grow him up, I can’t grow him up. Only a crush may do it. That is easy enough