Wanna take a spin on my Maserati Motorcycle?

Wanna take a spin on my Maserati Motorcycle?

Too bad, it got stuck in the coolest Museum in the world.
Barber’s Motorcycle Museum. If you ever go to a Talladega race, you should stop here. It is history & beautifully made, just like most of the bikes.

Glitter magnet bird

Glitter magnet bird

He sits on our light, & on occasion someone will move him & others will try to find him. I put him in plain sight.

These ferns are in front of our house, I love them because they’ve got a wee purple to them. BUT my black thumb has struck again!

These ferns are in front of our house, I love them because they've got a wee purple to them.  BUT my black thumb has struck again!

On Monday, I had gone to Leaf & Petal, it was a great day, no cane & w/ little pain. & so I walked & looked & drooled (shhhh). I was trying to correct another mistake. Last year the spot beside my garage got 3 hours full sun, which I considered shade. So we plant 3 hydrangea & some other shade lover. They FRIED, DRIED & most died. Shade had become sun because my husband & his chain saw took the shade to the curb for the trash guys to take away. So I was going to fix it. I bought sun lovers, I got home after many a chore, very sore. The next morning I got that stomach bug. Threw up for hours (tMI?) slept on the bathroom floor. Wishing…anyway I got better or thought I had until S. showed me a UNOPENED can of tuna & I gagged. Two days pass…ive gained enough strength to pee the dogs & with shock & despair, I see toppled over, some dead, some half way there my ^#@&ing $70 dollars worth of plants I had left in their pots to plant the next day.
Anyway, I’m done with my tragic story, a dream really. A dream about a girl who wants to be able to have gardens blooming, but instead has moles who put holes in my daises & my black eyed susans & the birds who eat my blueberries & strawberries. And a dog that washed her face on a dead mole my cat killed. But this fern is nice.

I loved this sign & bought my Father-in-law one very similar

I loved this sign & bought my Father-in-law's one very similar

My father in law calls his 44 acre stocked lake a pond. I define a pond as a small dirty body of water that are usually dug for horses. I forgot that he called it “the Pond”. So when he opened it ( he’s said, The Lake is my happy place”) I got so worried that he thought I was pushing the definition of his pond. His sister pulled a 18# big mouth Bass out of his pond a couple of weeks ago.

Concrete Sunflowers they grow in a parking lot

Concrete Sunflowers they grow in a parking lot

I was thinking if I had money to burn (never) I would buy few of these & put them in my studio window all winter, just to mess my brain up while I’m under blankets reading everybody else’s blog or a who done it book.