My house is OPEN filled with the smell coffee & sound of unnecessary chatter

My house is OPEN & i filled with the smell coffee & sound of uneccessary  chatter

Good morning this is the what I heard the praying mantis mumbling under his breath “I am holding up the sign, but I know it is not forever, soon my wife is going to eat head off & it will be the best few minutes before that ever!!! Still, she has a headache again & I have to hold the sign today. I think she likes it when I scream my head off when the cars come too close to me.”