These ferns are in front of our house, I love them because they’ve got a wee purple to them. BUT my black thumb has struck again!

These ferns are in front of our house, I love them because they've got a wee purple to them.  BUT my black thumb has struck again!

On Monday, I had gone to Leaf & Petal, it was a great day, no cane & w/ little pain. & so I walked & looked & drooled (shhhh). I was trying to correct another mistake. Last year the spot beside my garage got 3 hours full sun, which I considered shade. So we plant 3 hydrangea & some other shade lover. They FRIED, DRIED & most died. Shade had become sun because my husband & his chain saw took the shade to the curb for the trash guys to take away. So I was going to fix it. I bought sun lovers, I got home after many a chore, very sore. The next morning I got that stomach bug. Threw up for hours (tMI?) slept on the bathroom floor. Wishing…anyway I got better or thought I had until S. showed me a UNOPENED can of tuna & I gagged. Two days pass…ive gained enough strength to pee the dogs & with shock & despair, I see toppled over, some dead, some half way there my ^#@&ing $70 dollars worth of plants I had left in their pots to plant the next day.
Anyway, I’m done with my tragic story, a dream really. A dream about a girl who wants to be able to have gardens blooming, but instead has moles who put holes in my daises & my black eyed susans & the birds who eat my blueberries & strawberries. And a dog that washed her face on a dead mole my cat killed. But this fern is nice.

Summer Time Food? Or a science project…

Summer Time Food?  Or a science project...

just a wee lecture today. People say they don’t like spitting out the black seeds. Scientists, geneticist, farmers mess around with the seed until they have created (believe they have corrected God’s Watermelon) I remember eating the sweetest Juiciest watermelons when I was a kid.
So don’t like the seeds? You can have those pale, tasteless things they should name the “Nothing going on here Melon” Any one around Birmingham still grow black seed & sweet flavor?

A relative of the Magnolia tree I think, I forgot to look at the name

A relative of the Magnolia tree, I forgot to look at the name but I'm sure it was Magnolia bush

Real Magnolia’s flower in the winter here, The trees can become insanely big, not high but in diameter wider then a house, like a Southern Bell’s Ball gown. Should have looked it up for you, but the point of this little…note is about my Grandmother ( a three year Alabamian (?) a 3rd generation Vermonter, all the other generations were from Scotland.) When she first moved down here to be with us. I moved first, one brother, parents, Grammy. She said, “I want to see a Magnolia tree” I told her they bloom in the winter, big white blossoms that last a minute, then look like a football players dirty white socks. My grandmother rolled her eyes. “And in the spring, all the deadly dagger leaves turn brown, just when the world is turning green in the spring, kinda looks like dirty laundry all over spring green grass” Grammy rolled her eyes & shook her head. “I want to yell at people to hurry up & get your yard man over to clean that up….everyone has a yard man, Grammy” Grammy laughed & shook her head. “but the thing is the trees shed their leaves for over a month, they are like a spiteful princess, I mean they flower to catch your eye, then the blossoms turn dirty white to make us frown, then just as the tulips, daffodils & pansies are in their glory, the Magnolia gets becomes not green with envy, but brown with anger”. One spring day, my Grammy says, “You were right” “About what?”( I’m never right.) “the Magnolia, I do not like that tree, blossoms do look like dirty gym socks.” We laughed so hard that day. She passed away. For me, that Magnolia makes me remember. We agreed that the tree was being a jealous, spiteful, spoiled southern beauty Queen. When the blossoms are white then are dirty gym socks. I smile, I remember, then I cry, because I remember.