“But, gosh, you smell so good, I would like to eat every inch of you, even your nose, do you think your nose would be crunchy?” asks Nala the Dog
“Yeah I think my nose would be crunchy, sometimes I want to rip out your eyeballs & slice them thinly, to put on top of goldfish crackers for a snack….maybe we ought to do what Mom says, since she fills our bowls with food.”Says Hobbes the cat.
Where the snail road upon the tortoise’s back & said, “weeeeee”
She was too interested in other stuff
by MaBeArt
I asked her if I can rub her tummy. She told me If I could get over that dang fence, she’d let me to anything.
I didn’t know Birmingham Zoo lions had southern accents.
I will lend you my strength, I will support you through good times and bad. As long as you are covered in banana.
I was in Hospital for the last for days. Spinal fluid leak, causing the kind of headache… I kept looking for a hatchet, but I was too tired to go through all those neck-gusts. After my fourth surgery I was told I had to lay down, no head off the bed until Monday @ nine. “Ms. Saab, do you need any thing?” “Yes, A hatchet.” But I did it. yeah me.
You should be worried. These beasts are the ones I’m most afraid of. It waits, like a cat, bites like Jaws, then drowns you like a lobster in a pot. Maybe we taste like lobster!
I am so hungry
Blue is an 8 year old Husky. We have had to buy a new vacuum cleaner every two years because of his fur. This twice-a-year shedding lasts for two weeks. Is he worth finding white fur in your soup or in your hair, on your black clothes before going out. Is he worth it to have to apologize to everyone who visits, ironically dressed in black?
Yes. Blue believes he is responsible for me & my children while my husband travels. Blue helps me tuck the kids in their beds & kisses them goodnight. Blue waits by the window watching for the kids to come home from school. Blue cleans up the food off the kitchen floor. Blue hears things I never could. He makes me feel very safe. He sleeps on his bed in my room. Blue is my guardian angel on earth. Blue holds my fur-covered heart in is paws.
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