My house is OPEN filled with the smell coffee & sound of unnecessary chatter

My house is OPEN & i filled with the smell coffee & sound of uneccessary  chatter

Good morning this is the what I heard the praying mantis mumbling under his breath “I am holding up the sign, but I know it is not forever, soon my wife is going to eat head off & it will be the best few minutes before that ever!!! Still, she has a headache again & I have to hold the sign today. I think she likes it when I scream my head off when the cars come too close to me.”

cool kids

Boy, that boy thinks he is too cool for words.  I've got a few words, but this is a public forum

1. He is the cutest boy kid I know, his cousin coming in @ 2
2. One wrong move & his sister will have him on the ground quivering in fear.
3. If I tell him 10 times, I have to tell him 10 thousand more to do anything. He will bring me his laundry when he has no clean…anything. Then I give him the boring lecture, “well, if you’d brought blah, blah”
He says, “ok, can I go now” Time will not grow him up, I can’t grow him up. Only a crush may do it. That is easy enough