Place your orders today. Your cost? The price of one sharpie, gosh, can you buy just one? Maybe you have to buy two, so that would be about 1.99. I’m going to call this art. That way it is so.
November 3, 2012
I haven’t been home for a day or so…
Now I’ve got to put all my ducks in a row. These are “The Village People” ducks…at the Y-M-C-A
July 12, 2012
Yoda’s new students, I’m gonna have Jedi knight fish
The only light source was the tank light. Camera was shooting at 40th of a second, i think I will get better. I just need a tripod or Henry’s head. So my fish tank is taking my attentions, but these fish have personalities, I never knew that. As I slowly reveal to you that I’m a little…strange for a 42 year old woman with three kids, 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 birds, 2 beta fish, one fish tank filled with orange fish, with my McDonald happy meal toy Yoda I got years ago. I have tons of laundry, Blue (husky) is blowing his coat, so he is grouchy, Nala just finished Thank god. We have vacuums everywhere, it doesn’t matter if you vacuum 2 seconds later, Blue walks through the room & he drops clumps of white, fluffy fur. & my escape is my fish tank…
June 24, 2012
Can’t grow these if I got down on my knees & prayed to the god of the Petunia
Everywhere I go, they have above the concrete, in baskets, blasted by the sun for 18 hours a day & they still look like they just stepped out of a refreshing shower. I see them in large copper or metal drums being cooked alive & they don’t wilt, whimper, whine. They look as though God created them from tissue paper, but have the strength & endurance of titanium. Until I get them to my house, droopy as I take them out of the trunk, coughing & fainting from the execration of being moved from the tables sitting above the concrete parking lot at Lowes to my house. I plant them in the very best dirt (gosh, I’m an ass) money can buy. I put them in 12 hours of sun & in a week all the leaves are gone. Their stems look like the elbows & knees of a 6 foot tall 13 year old with one pathetic, pink saran wrap hanging on to life by sheer stupidity.
So I just take pictures of Petunia wherever I go & if no one is looking, whisper in their ears, “stuck up snob!” See, what I figure, no one ever comes to my house by choice & the petunia is a popularity seeking little brat. I am beneath its notice & nobody loves me, so I’m gonna go eat dirt. Not really, maybe a yogurt or something…
I’m gonna go tell my wholly flowers that do like me, that I like them too.
June 2, 2012
Remember Tribblels from Star Trek? This is what they evolved into
Or they are relatives to the common, but loved, pink clover.
